Naked Toddler Strikes Again

Toddler wakes up from nap.  Mommy and Daddy go into his room.  We smell something stinky, and find a naked toddler in his crib.  There's an empty diaper next to him.  Daddy lifts his blanket, and there are two "presents" for us underneath it.  GROSS!

Stinky

My child never ceases to amaze me.  He knows the first three and current presidents.  He knows a good chunk of his alphabet (including being able to name several letters when I draw them out).  He's figured out how to climb into his crib, and how to climb to turn on the bathroom sink.

He was still sick this morning, so I stayed home with him.  I put him down for a nap in his crib (because he was far too crabby for his big boy bed).  I heard him making "woo"-ing sounds, so I gave him a few minutes to fully wake up, and then went in his room.  When I walked in, he was standing in his crib, completely naked.  His clothes were neatly in a pile, and next to it was a poopy diaper, which he was pointing to, saying, "Stinky!"  What amazes me most is that he a) got his diaper off cleanly without making a mess in his crib and b) he was just standing there waiting for me to get him and clean him off.

I can only imagine what he'll do next...